Anaconda – Nicki Minaj

Ada yang suka lagu ini kah? Banyak ya pastinya. Mmm… sekedar mengingatkan, lagu ini isinya sungguh tidak pantas untuk dinyanyikan. Banyak kata-kata kasar dan berbau mesum dalam liriknya. Tidak mungkin jika harus kujabarkan satu-persatu, hanya agar kalian tahu apa isinya. Mengapa dijuduli Anaconda? Well, kalian tahu kan kalau Anaconda itu nama sejenis ular besar yang ketika kawin satu betina dengan banyak jantan sekaligus. Begitulah menurutku lagu ini diwakilkan. Satu wanita, banyak pria, sekaligus.

My anaconda don't, my anaconda don't
My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hun

Wahai jiwa anaconda yang bersemayam di tubuhku, jangan terima tawarannya. Jangan pernah terima, kecuali rambutmu terkuncir tanpa kau sadari.

Boy toy named Troy used to live in Detroit
Big dope dealer money, he was gettin' some coins
Was in shootouts with the law, but he live in a palace
Bought me Alexander McQueen, he was keeping me stylish
Now that's real, real, real
Gun in my purse, b*tch, I came dressed to kill
Who wanna go first? I had them pushing daffodils
I'm high as hell, I only took a half a pill
I'm on some dumb shit, by the way, what he say?
He can tell I ain't missing no meals
Come through and f*ck him in my automobile
Let him eat it with his grills and he tellin' me to chill
And he telling me it's real, that he love my s*x appeal
Say he don't like 'em boney, he want something he can grab
So I pulled up in the Jag, and I hit him with the jab like
Dun-d-d-dun-dun-d-d-dun-dun

Lelaki pertama bocah ingusan. Namanya Troy, tinggal di Detroit. Untungnya dia kaya raya. Dengan beberapa bisnis illegal yang dijalaninya, ia tinggal di rumah layaknya istana. Ia juga memanjakanku. Ia membelikanku banyak pakaian mewah karya Alexander McQueen. Ia bilang agar aku bisa pamer pada teman-temanku. Aku tidak bohong, teman. Koleksinya masih ada di lemariku jika kalian ingin melihatnya. Aku memilih model yang ‘mematikan’, karena memang itu tujuanku berpakaian. Kita lihat saja siapa yang ‘selesai’ duluan, karena aku berhenti meminum pil kontrasepsiku, dan aku sedang bersemangat sekali kali ini. Tapi, apa yang kudapatkan malam ini? Dia bilang aku terlalu gendut. Dia lebih suka jika aku lebih ramping. Gendut m*tam*! Kau tak lihat kalau aku sexy? Oh, ternyata ia hanya bercanda. Ia lebih suka aku. Lebih berdaging, lebih asik dipeluk. Maka, kami pun melakukannya dengan cepat dan telak di dalam mobilnya.

My anaconda don't, my anaconda don't
My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hun

Oh, jiwa anaconda ku bangkit lagi, begitu ada yang merayuku aku langsung tersipu.

Oh my gosh, look at her b*tt
Oh my gosh, look at her b*tt
Oh my gosh, look at her b*tt
(Look at her b*tt)
Look at, look at, look at
Look, at her b*tt

Ia bilang, ya tuhan, lihat p*nt*tnya! Dan aku senang sekali dipuji seperti itu.

This dude named Michael used to ride motorcycles
Dick bigger than a tower, I ain't talking about Eiffel's
Real country-*ss nigga, let me play with his rifle
Pussy put his *ss to sleep, now he calling me NyQuil
Now that bang, bang, bang
I let him hit it cause he slang cocaine
He toss my salad like his name Romaine
And when we done, I make him buy me Balmain
I'm on some dumb shit, by the way, what he say?
He can tell I ain't missing no meals
Come through and f*ck him in my automobile
Let him eat it with his grills, and he telling me to chill
And he telling me it's real, that he love my s*x appeal
He say he don't like 'em boney, he want something he can grab
So I pulled up in the Jag, Mayweather with the jab like
Dun-d-d-dun-dun-d-d-dun-dun
Kali ini seorang lelaki bernama Michael. Ia tidak naik mobil. Ia lebih suka naik sepeda motor. Lebih jantan katanya. Kuakui, itunya sebesar menara. Bukan menara Eiffel yang langsing tapinya. Kubiarkan ia yang memimpin permainan karena aku tahu ia sedang ‘ngobat’. Ia melewatkan pembukaan, langsung ke intinya. Ah, dia sama saja dengan si Troy. Ia bilang seluruh tubuhku serba besar, serba menonjol, tapi ia suka, karena bukan tulang belulang yang dihadapinya. Entah mengapa perkataan seperti itu selalu membuatku marah. Jadi, ditengah acara, tak lagi kubiarkan ia memimpin arena.

My anaconda don't, my anaconda don't
My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hun

Rambutku pasti sudah melintir kemana-mana jika jiwa anacondaku kubiarkan melanglang buana.

Oh my gosh, look at her b*tt
Oh my gosh, look at her b*tt
Oh my gosh, look at her b*tt
(Look at her b*tt)
Look at, look at, look at
Look, at her b*tt

Ada yang tertarik lagi dengan p*nt*tku, dan itu membuatku tertarik untuk mencoba.

Little in the middle but she got much back
Little in the middle but she got much back
Little in the middle but she got much back
(Oh my God, look at her b*tt)

My anaconda don't, my anaconda don't
My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hun
My anaconda don't, my anaconda don't
Don't want none unless you got buns, hun

Oh my gosh, look at her b*tt
Oh my gosh, look at her b*tt
Oh my gosh, look at her b*tt
(Look at her b*tt)
Look at, look at, look at
Look, at her b*tt

Yeah, he love this fat *ss, ha haha!
Yeah! This one is for my b*tches with a fat *ss in the f*cking club
I said, where my fat *ss big b*tches in the club?
F*ck the skinny b*tches! F*ck the skinny b*tches in the club!
I wanna see all the big fat *ss b*tches in the muthaf*ckin' club
F*ck you if you skinny b*tches, what?! Kyuh
Ha ha, ha ha
I got a big fat *ss (*ss, *ss, *ss)
Come on!

Perasaan Nicky Minaj ya begitu doang. Eh, bait-bait terakhir intinya pemujaan pada p*nt*t deh. Tapi, vidklipnya emang rata-rata heboh dan buka-bukaan ya. Makanya, jangan asal nyanyi, jangan asal ikut tren lagu terbaru, pahami, mengerti, layak atau tidak untuk kita ikuti. You are what you sing kan?